Well, I’ve tried to stay mum on this as long as possible, but it’s just too juicy and my search reports keep telling me people want to know what I think of Kristen’s “indiscretion.” Okay, so now pretend I’m Wendy Williams and lean close. This is a hot colossal mess! Not only did Kristen Stewart make the mistake of “hooking up with the boss,” but she also made the mistake of admitting to her wrongdoings! Was Clinton really that far ahead of her time? Deny, deny, deny! Just stay quiet! Here were some possible excuses Kristen could have used:
1. I have no comment.
2. Haha, as if!
3. We were rehearsing a scene for our next movie…duh!
4. What you see is not always the truth.
and…
5. I have no comment!
What she never should have done was confess. For several reasons. One, she basically signed a written confession and any public defender will tell you that’s the hardest type of conviction to overturn. Two, she has now started playing with the press, and they will never let it go! Three, she further embarrassed herself and really embarrassed Pattinson! SO…where do these two go from here?
Well, as I am sure you’ve read all the reports. Pattinson is holed up with Reese Witherspoon in her vacation home. While he was initially not returning her texts and calls, he has started to talk to her again. Stewart though has been banned from his upcoming NYC red carpet premiere of Cosmopolis, but they will be promoting the last installment of the Twilight films together come late September/October. And what are Twihard fans saying? Well, they’ve lost their minds.
So what’s my advice for these two? To Kristen: Take a deep breathe, stop gorging on ice cream, move out of that creepy Italian directors home and get back to work. Send Pattinson a message in a week and ask him to meet. He’ll miss you and at least want some sort of explanation. When you see him, admit your guilt, tell the truth about everything, apologize for not only the affair, but also the ridiculous public admission and let him know you’re willing to wait for him to get over it heal. For Robert my advice would be to take yourself out of the public light. If you would forgive Kristen in general, were it not for the fame and embarrassment, then do it. If you can’t get over cheating, then move on. In my personal experience, once a cheater, always a cheater, but Kristen is young and could honestly just have made a mistake. On another note, the Twilight series has come to end. You could break from her and the series at the same time. You’re a good looking chap! You’ll find a new mate if you choose to do so!
OH, and let’s not let Sanders off the hook here. Dirty, dirty, dirty boy. Just dirty. That’s all I have to say. Oh, and the biggest victim in all of this is Sanders’ poor wife Liberty Ross! Supposedly, she won’t let him make another SWATH film…however, I have some different advice for her. Allow him to do the film, wait for it to make bank, and THEN get a good divorce lawyer! Have you heard of Vanessa Bryant?
That’s all folks, that’s my advice for this juicy, twisted and funny love fiasco! Tweet me your thoughts! @Icon_Concierge.
Wait, you want my personal thoughts? She’s a young girl, she made a mistake and if she keeps bringing the style and fashion like she has lately I will always forgive her wrongdoings! And Kristen, don’t for a second think your career is over. This is also the perfect way for you to end your Twilight reign.
